A Spam Collection

How Chic!

Wowie, if you consider the comments

as poetry,

It tells you all you need to know

about the marketplace.


Five New Poems

A forum for the leeches

who ride the backs of

the creators.

The ticks that bleed our art dry

Post here about hair products, pornography

or Russian toadyism –

since you all think I do such a good job.

Deleted Periodically

If you don’t delete the spam


you’re just not paying attention.

If you do

You’re dropping the green flag

Go, Go, Go!

If I erase your five messages in five days,

bump it up to five per day.

That’s the modern way.

Pus and Open Sores

Are more welcome than spammers.

But don’t let that stop you.